I've been shrinking again.

[AdamK47]

I like to tell people I'm 6 foot even. In reality I'm just shy of 5' 11". It's shrinkage if no prior precedence or official statement has ever been recorded. Now that word is out, by law, I'll have to update my driver's license.

I once worked with a vertically challenged young man that listed his height to the nearest thousandths of an inch on dating profiles.

 

[IronWing]

Death before manlet!

Rage! Rage against the loss of worthy stature!

Now I know how you fit into those tiny little cars.

 

[GodisanAtheist]

5'8" here and I feel the need to conquer Europe on the daily...

 

[DeDony181]

5'8" here and I feel the need to conquer Europe on the daily...

If you were about 5'4" you could have done it

 

[sdifox]

I am sure you can afford platform shoes.

 

[nakedfrog]

Try eating the other mushroom.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

I once worked with a vertically challenged young man that listed his height to the nearest thousandths of an inch on dating profiles.

That's a pretty awesome red flag.